What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
| Pig jokes
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
| Space jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
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One day a guy was driving with his
| Car and train jokes
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw
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Why are rivers lazy?
| Bed jokes
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o