A man's car stalled on a country
| Farmer jokes
A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer hi
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What do you get if you cross a radio music
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
| Ethnic jokes
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," s
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby”? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, “Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!