What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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Women are like guns,
| Women jokes
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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How do mountainers send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a
| Vampire jokes
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
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Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, “Have I got all ye say there?” The agent said, “Certainly ye have…Why d’ye ask?” Replied Murphy, “Cancel the sale…tis too good to part with.”