Three Republicans walk into a bar.
| Political jokes
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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What's the difference between a dim monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Several women were discussing what they should
| Food jokes
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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What did one frog say.to the other?
| Frog jokes
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!