Teacher: Is
| School jokes
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
| Car and train jokes
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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President
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute
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Men are like pillows.
| Men jokes
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”