One day 3 women went to the
| Blonde jokes
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in
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Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
| Firefighter jokes
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
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What's the difference between an Italian
| Ethnic jokes
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."
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When is your mind like a
| Bed jokes
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
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Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned – they couldn’t get the tailgate open!