Mum, is it true my baby sister came
| Baby jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
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Im giving a surprised birthday party
| Birthday jokes
Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.