A family was visiting an Indian

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to

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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown

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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?" "What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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What do you call a smart ant ?

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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h.” “That’s amazing” exclaimed the father. “You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground”? “No”, said the old tribesman. “They just ran over me five minutes ago”!