Polceman:
| Police jokes
Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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What do you call an aardvark that's good at
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
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Q. What
| Dirty jokes
Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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Did you hear about the idiot who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
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What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !