Q: "What has
| Military jokes
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves
| Pig jokes
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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So What Are You Smuggling?
| Vietnamese
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, ""What's in the bags?"" ""Rice,"" answered Tuan. The guard says, ""We'll just see about that. Get off the bike."" The guard takes the bags and rips them apa
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Why does Santa's sled get such good
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !