What is an elephants favourite film

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by

| Parent jokes

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

| Cat jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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A visitor from Holland was

| Ethnic jokes

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That'

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Three firefighters

| Firefighter jokes

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his

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What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia