What did the elephant say to the famous

My grandma has so

| Old age jokes

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to

| Sport jokes

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturb

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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.

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Why do beavers spend a

| Internet jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard

| Birthday jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !