Would you like to buy a second-hand
| Computer jokes
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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What do you call a bell
| Humor jokes
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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What's red and green and wears
| Food jokes
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
| Pig jokes
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
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Who makes a million dollars a day?
| Money jokes
Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when the Elephants’ left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. “What the hell do you think you’re doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?” The elephant replied, “Well, I didn’t mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him up.”