What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
| Bed jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
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Q: How many senators does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
| Aardvark jokes
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
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When is a letter damp?
| Letter jokes
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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How to elephants talk to each other ? By ‘elephone !