Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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A husband and wife entered the
| Dentist jokes
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
| Restaurant jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back
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What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!