How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Why did the pioneers cross

| History jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.

| Ethnic jokes

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

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A musician calls the orchestra office,

| Music jokes

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

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What kind of apple has a

| Apple jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

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A priest was vested in his surplus and

| Religious jokes

A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.