When do hamburgers most enjoy
| Burger jokes
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
| Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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Why is your dad chasing those
| Pig jokes
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.
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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
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A man and a couple of
| Telephone jokes
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling
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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.