Do hamburgers make good vampires?
| Burger jokes
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
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The Insurmountable problem
| Book title jokes
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
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Whats the difference between your wife and your
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
| Face jokes
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
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How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.