How do footballers send messages?

Do hamburgers make good vampires?

| Burger jokes

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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What did the farmer say when his fat pig

| Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

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The Insurmountable problem

| Book title jokes

The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

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Whats the difference between your wife and your

| Dirty jokes

Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face

| Face jokes

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

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How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.