What did the hurricane say to
| Weather jokes
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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What kind of book did
| Monster jokes
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
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Question: What's the difference between sin and
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Julie had broken off her
| Beauty jokes
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.