Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit
| Music jokes
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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How do you communicate
| Fishing jokes
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
| Bus jokes
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.