A businessman hires a private detective to
| Accountant jokes
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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What do you call an alien starship that drips
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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Where is Pinocchio's website?
| Internet jokes
Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies?
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!