How do bulls drive their cars?
| Cow jokes
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
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Conductor, do you stop
| Bus jokes
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
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The teacher came up with a good problem.
| School jokes
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one
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At a
| Humor jokes
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.
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How do you know you're leading a sad
| Dirty jokes
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.