A woman got a problem with her closet door -
| Marriage jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he
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A German tourist walks into a
| Travel and tourist jokes
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt prett
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The children had all been photographed, and the
| School jokes
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor. A small voice fro
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What do you get if you cross an eel
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
| Political jokes
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. “Rough rough”.