How do you make a dog

What are crisp, like milk and go

| Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

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What do they serve at birthday

| Birthday jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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Q: What's

| Dirty jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Three blondes are

| Dirty jokes

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

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Teacher:

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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.