What did Adam say on the day before
| Christmas jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
| Apple jokes
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
| Dog jokes
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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Why do rednecks act like
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why do rednecks act like such morons? Who says they're acting?"
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When do e-mails stop being in black
| E-mail jokes
When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to “ruff it!