Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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What's the difference between a teacher
| Car and train jokes
What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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What kind of a fish does
| Fishing jokes
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
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Yo mama so old her social security number is
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple
| Marriage jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been r
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Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It’s the leash I can do!