Q: How many Aquarians
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
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What lands as often on its tail as it does its
| Money jokes
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the
| Humor jokes
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
| Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
| Criminal jokes
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?’