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Question: What's the difference between sin and

| Dirty jokes

Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

| Bath jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in

| Weather jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze

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| Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

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How do snails get their shells all

| Various animal jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !