Yo mama so lazy that she came in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a
| Religious jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time." Tech Support: "Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?" Customer:
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
| Rabbit jokes
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Q: Which is easier for a man to
| Women jokes
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.
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Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?” “Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.” “Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I’ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod’s head.” “What do you want a cod’s head for?” “Oh- I forgot to tell you. I’ve got to get the cat out first!”