Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar

What happened when the Ape won

| Gorilla jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What does it mean to come home to a man who'll

| Men jokes

What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house.

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'It's a pity

| Criminal jokes

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.

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How do you stop a

| Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?

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Doctor, Doctor I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?