What did the hypnotist say when
| Internet jokes
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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How did the monster cure his sore throat?
| Monster jokes
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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Why did a man's
| Bird jokes
Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
| Bird jokes
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a woodworm How boring for you!