If two lawyers were drowning,
| Lawyer jokes
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?'
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Q. If you were lost in
| Music jokes
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
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Q: Why couldn't
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
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A boy went into the local department
| Idiot and fool jokes
A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator. The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.
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On what kind of ships do students
| College jokes
On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
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Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. “Don’t worry, it won’t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.”