A doctor has come to see one of

Do you

| Dead and dying jokes

Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

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What did the wife spider say to her

| Insect jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What did the aardvark say when he lost

| Aardvark jokes

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a

| Divorce jokes

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "s

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins

| Idiot and fool jokes

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?” “I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor. “That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”