How can you tell if you are looking at a police
| Police jokes
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
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Room service? Send up a larger
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Who brings the Christmas presents to
| Christmas jokes
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.
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What happened to Ray when he met the
| Monster jokes
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
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A police officer was escorting a
| Criminal jokes
A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think I'm daft," said the officer. "You stand here and I'll get it."
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Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?” The Manager replied, “Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00.” “Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?”, Ralph asked surprised. The Manager replies, “Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s House, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat and Ken’s furniture.”