What's the best day to eat bacon?
| Food jokes
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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A cop is staking out a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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What do fishermen say
| Halloween jokes
What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a divorce.” The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?” The couple say in unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.”