One idiot said to the other, "You
| Idiot and fool jokes
One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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A famous art collector is walking through the
| Salesmen jokes
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for t
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Why do elephants eat raw food ?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
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When a baby is learning to eat,
| Baby jokes
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?
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What do you call an alien surfing
| Internet jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.