I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
| Food jokes
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
| Clinton jokes
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
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One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
| Ethnic jokes
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
| Answer me this jokes
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves
| Pig jokes
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
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What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!