What do you call a cow who argues with her
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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What do you find in an elephants graveyard
| Elephant jokes
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
| Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
| Marriage jokes
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!