Little monster:
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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What do you do if your computer hums?
| Computer jokes
What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
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Q: What do you call a laughing
| Car and train jokes
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
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Rush Limbaugh
| Farmer jokes
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, “I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!” Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, “Your mom liked it!” Finally the guy interrupts. “Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!”