Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and

How do Religious Education

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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Q: How do you

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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone'

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These two old men are in a nursing home.

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These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "I'm not going to waste my two best girls on

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What's a cow's favorite moosical

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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

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Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.