Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out

Q:Why did the man put

| Money jokes

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!)

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I gotta A in

| Spelling jokes

I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

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Why don't bananas snore?

| Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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a guy was teased everywhere of his

| Hair and bald jokes

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!

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What's big and ugly and drinks

| Monster jokes

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde’s mouth? A: Einstein’s dick.