Q: What is the difference between a hog

A young man asked an old rich

| Business jokes

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at

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Little monster:

| Monster jokes

Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

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What food is good for the brain?

| Food jokes

What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

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Why was the skeleton using the

| Internet jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me

| Police jokes

Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.