Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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An elderly lady did her shopping and,
| Old age jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"
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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
| Humor jokes
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the hos
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A Texan, a Russian, and
| Ethnic jokes
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, says the waiter. The Texan says, What's a shortage? The Russian says, What's a steak? The New Yorker says, What'
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How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda
| Book title jokes
How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
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Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don’t, you see if you’ve got 3 condoms.