Q: How many perverts does it take to

At the first session of a conversion class

| Religious jokes

At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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Jill: How did you find

| Weather jokes

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that

| Face jokes

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

| Elephant jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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What's black and white and makes a lot

| Various animal jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!