What happened to the little frog who sat on
| Telephone jokes
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum
| Insect jokes
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?” A: “They’ll never see you coming.”