One day there was two boys playing

Waiter, what is this bug doing on

| Restaurant jokes

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

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What stars go to jail?

| Criminal jokes

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her

| Weather jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Someone

| Christmas jokes

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!

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One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”