What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
| Cannibal jokes
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
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I've been e-mailing William
| Dead and dying jokes
I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.
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An 80 year
| Old age jokes
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After check
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I love the lines men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?