Hello? the blonde responded answering the

Why did the bat miss the bus?

| Bus jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of

| Yo momma jokes

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?

| Food jokes

Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

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Before we got married,

| Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

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Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, “Hello?” “I’ll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn.” the male voice whispered. “Scheesch! You’re good.” she replied. “You mean you can tell all that from two hello’s?”