Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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When the airline
| Religious jokes
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife." That's true," he replied, "as a matter of fact I happen to be
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A golfer, playing a round
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lo
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Why didn't the dog
| Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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Why do the Gorillas
| Gorilla jokes
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market. “Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend. “I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”