Where do ghoulies
| Halloween jokes
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
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What did the burglar
| Birthday jokes
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
| Men jokes
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to
| Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.